Fashionable? Questionable.

What the hell is it with train platforms and people leaping off them? Has it become the new fashionable way to kill oneself these days? The last time I checked, trains were good only for 1) transportation & 2) pushing people onto their paths.

If you ask me, going under the wheels of a train is a pretty gross way to go. Imagine ur body being dragged a distance, all ur blood and innards spreading along the rail. You know they won’t bother to clean up properly. Come on, just face it. Dried blood’s the same color as rust. Doubt they’ll bother to dig and scrape between the small crevices or in between the rails. Maybe, just maybe, if they’re in a hardworking mood for that day, they might just hose the rest of you out. But that damages the electronics, so… yup. You’ll become a permanent feature of our very own railway. Talk about leaving your mark in history…

Sheesh, kinda freaky. Please, if you have to go. Please choose a less painful way. Like eating army food.

Weird Dreams.

I think I should go become a creative director for slasher flicks or something, weird ideas on how to inflict pain just pops up into my mind.

The other day I was looking at the crane near the workshop. You know, the kind they used to haul up the engine as they worked on it?

Well, suddenly it occurred to me that…. It will be REALLY painful if you smash an iron corrugated spike through both palms and then hoist that person up using heavy chains and the crane.

It’ll be painful if you let him hang there, weighed down by his own body, with his own blood, dripping and oozing down his arms.

But the thing is, that’s not the end to the fun. Think it’ll be MORE painful if you lower him, so much so that his toes barely touch the ground when fully stretched. That way, in order to alleviate the pressure on his palms, he’ll try hard to tiptoe and support his own weight. But that wouldn’t really work considering the sheer minimal amt of space we leave him. His toes will touch, but just barely… as he struggles to get a “footing” he’ll inevitably lose his balance and jerk sharply on the chains. Imagine the bolts of shearing pain that’ll run through his body. And because of the pain, he’ll try even harder to tiptoe to lessen the pain.

Haha, who knows, maybe he’ll jerk so hard that by the third attempt, all that’s left behind might be a bloody stump.

Cool eh?