It Takes Two


Went for a stand up comedy on Saturday. Went with Sheila Grace and Dan. Ran into Shangcai and Ruiwen too. Selena and Hossan is a lethal combination I tell you! Worth every of the eighty bucks I forked out. Nuthin was spared. From bedroom secrets to whores golfing in Batam to the two up and coming integrated resorts. The Australia song (red and yellow and pink etc etc) wasn’t spared either.

It was exceptionally hilarious for me cause whenever dirty jokes were cracked, this little girl in front of me will turn to her mom with this incredible lost and quizzical look. Sublime after-touch to everything.

Now I wanna go see The Dim Sum Dollies.

Supersize Me

Watched the Dvd today. OMG! Mac fries don’t decay after two months. They dun even get discolored. How gross is that? Imagine fries that stay in ur system for two months and more. (More because the intern threw out the fries by mistake after two months)

Sign that Mac has permeated everyone’s life. Kids were showed three placards. First one was of George Washington, a few kids got it right. Nobody got the second one right (someone even mentioned that he was the president that freed the slaves). Third one was a pic of Ronald Macdonald which EVERYONE got right.

The second placard was that of Jesus Christ. Irony.

Random Thoughts

White ALWAYS looks right on a lady. Muahahaha

Heading for “It Takes Two” on the 14th of May. Hope it’s good. Could always use a lil bit more of laughter around.

Did something really crazy a few weeks back. Celebrated some one’s bday in bunk. Had two one-liter bottle of Chivas, half a bottle of Bombay, and a bottle of Absolut. That was crazy shit. Oh, Bombay it shall be from now on… Until of course I can get my hands on Absinthe, La Fee Verte.

Fat? Stop saying you’re fat. Yes yes! That means you, you, you and you! Michelle, Mel and Xiuru, if you’re fat? I’ll need to go lie in the middle of the road ok? Stop it already.

Never date a princess.