Photos…

Errr….. How shall I put it? Ok, those whom I approached regarding the bridal shoot? Erm… don’t mind sending recent photos to me ASAP? Appreciate it very much. Thanks in advance.

Sick.

I feel horrible. They sent me home for a fever of 38.5 degrees Celsius. Went to see my doc and the med came up to 40 dollars! @@%$^%&%^*%@#%

And I have a bad case of cottonmouth.

Like I told Sandra, SAF only send you home when it’s damn serious and when they do not want you dying on their compound. I still feel sick, but I have to return tonight. Duty on Friday.

Why is this happening to me?

Argh, I feel horrible.

Nuts

Ok. Frosty the Snowman is BEGINNING to get on my nerve. Slightly.

Lewd.

A man returns home to see his wife in bed bonking the postman. Outraged, he dragged the postman down the flight of stairs, through the kitchen and into the garage. There, he clamps the postman’s penis into the woodworking vice. He proceeds to unscrew the vice handle and removes it.

Then, he took out a hacksaw.

“Please…” The postman begged. “I’m so sorry, I’ll do whatever you want. Please don’t cut my penis off!”

“Who said anything about cutting off your penis?” The man said, raising an eyebrow.

“I’m going to set the garage on fire. YOU do what you have to.” And he passed the hacksaw to the postmen.

Muahahaha. Sorry couldn’t resist that joke after I saw the teaser for Saw. Hope I can catch it soon. Sounds freaky. AND psychotic.

“A saw too soft to cut through metal, but hard enuff to cut through flesh and bones.”

That’s freaky man. Can you imagine? Cutting you own leg off? Gross.

Heh. Looking forward to that show. Grins.

Gracias

Thanks for all the kind words. I’m feeling better already. To Weiyang, Sandra, Lizhen, Francis, Meiming, June and Fel. Thank you all for being concerned.

Fortunately/ Unfortunately, I’ll survive. Muahahahah.

Low.

Guys! Remember my previous article about Creative “aggressive” *gag* advertising? Well, here’s the recent update! They are offering discounted price for new Zen players if people trade in any Ipod. Yes, SPECIFICALLY the Ipod.

Hmmm. I don’t get it? Why? Why go to all these expense just to target ONE specific brand? There are other players in the market you know. Hmmm. Ipod hasn’t unveiled any promotions in retaliation. Come to think of it? I doubt they will. You don’t see Ferrari or Lamborghini slashing the price of their cars just because the price war is heating up. Heh. Think there’s this certain appeal about certain products. Can I use "Snob Appeal" in this case?

On the other hand, there are other brands/ products that... Hmmm, How shall I put it? No matter how good their product is, their… Very "brand" can be such a turn off. Take the new Proton Gen 2 for example, excellently designed car with praiseworthy performances. BUT it’ll have to be winter in hell before I’ll buy one. Heck! I’ll rather be caught with my pants down than to be caught driving one.

To all those Proton drivers out there? It’s just me. Dun get too upset. *Grins*

Unless of course, they’re giving away Protons and Zen players for free. Hahaha. That’s a good ideas eh, Mr. Sim? *Nudge nudge* Hahaha.

Then again. I’ll most prob just sell my free Zen player off eBay and get some accessories for the Ipod…

Haha. I’m going bonkers. Think it’s the fever….

FEVER! In the morning… Fever all through the night…. Ladidadida.

Peek-A-Boo

Hello guys, it’s been so long. Heh. Hasn’t had the mood to blog recently. Been busy/lazy. Well, wouldn’t be blogging if not for the fact that I’m stuck home.
Am sick, it’s been so long since I last fell sick, never knew it could felt so bad. Throat’s swollen so badly I couldn’t swallow. Running a temp too and guess what? No doc’s around for the holiday. Groans.

Sick to the marrows. Hope I make it thru tonight. Haha ok that was too much. Can’t believe how boring it gets at home. Anyway, I was clearing my mail when I saw a mail from creative. You know advertising has begun to get too “personal” when you see such stuff in ur email.



In this case, Creative was promoting the longer battery life of it Zen players. Where "other players" was formerly used as a comparison, it has gone explicitly from that to "IPOD". WTH?

Some of you may say that there’s totally nothing wrong with this. To me… I t feels off. It’s feels as though Creative is taking a swipe at Apple, right…. Under the belt. It feels low. It comes across as kiddy name-calling.

But seriously, Creative should improve on their product styling. Look at the Zen touch; does it look “Zen” to you? The Ipod looks more “Zen” with it simpler and minimalist design.

Maybe it’s just me, but I love my Ipod. I just put the whole New Testaments inside. Cool eh?

Genting. Not.

Decided against going for the church camp. Yes yes, I know I was pretty excited and psyched up previously. But most of the Cell Group couldn’t make it. Feels really dumb to go myself eh? So, decided to withdraw. Look on the bright side! Now I have more cash/funds for my trip to Bangkok next year.

Haha. Looking forward to that already.

El Diablo.

Completed the two books I bought the other day. “I, Lucifer” by Glen Duncan and “The Fight Club” by Chuck Palahniuk. “I, Luc” was rather enjoyable. The Devil was the ULTIMATE rogue. Luc was given a second shot at redemption by the big guy upstairs. And naturally, he blew it. Choosing rather to enjoy his work and fruits of his influence on earth. Gives a new definition to the whole “Devil-may-care” attitude to life.

It’s been a while since I took up a pen or came up with any thing good. Naturally, it kinda eludes me, as to how I should talk abt the book.

I just feel… Drained every time I read it. It’s so intense. And when the Devil speaks, there’s this underlying tension and loathing towards Authority. You can almost picture him in the body of an old, less than successful writer. Spitting every line out with spittle forming at the edge of his lips, whenever an angel comes to persuade and attempts to steer him in the correct direction.

Lucifer has a warped view of stuff, convincingly obstinately kiddy view. Deadliest combo ever. He sounds as though he can get away with his way of doing stuff just by stomping his leg huffily and shouting a “ I Dun Wanna!”

Glen Duncan knows too much and he’s not afraid to show it. Twisting all the truth and the stories.

I… fear for his soul.

Fight club’s crap. It was a great movie. But book wise? Can’t match up with the Bell Jar. Good for a lazy afternoon read at most.

Link –out-

Removed the link for Rave Bikini. It just occurred to me how gay it’ll make me look when a stranger stumbles onto my blog. Sorry June. Maybe I’ll post the link to ur swimshop webbie when it’s up and ready.

Added a cute link though. You people should check it out. Hulk’s diary. Yup! Hulk as in the great big olive colored block of bricks. Funny.

By the way Sheila posted her project on Paris Hilton up on her blog already. Felt that it’s very professionally done. Why dun you guys head on down for a look and let her know how it is? Personally I was rather impressed.

Pots

Xiuru passed me a package yesterday. In it was two books and a pamphlet. Guess what’s the pamphlet about? Pottery classes! She passed me a registration from Clayworkers! So sweet right?

Haha. She and Terry make such a sweet couple.

Random Thoughts.

1. Breasts are soft. Really soft.
2. Felicia Chin looks really cool.
3. I have a rough idea of what to get for some ppl for the upcoming Christmas season.

That’s all for now. Feeling sick again.