Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Random Thoughts.

Was thinking...
Morse code in action, is just like... Table top TAP dancing... For the fingers.

Why are guys so enthralled by boobs(guy mags), don’t they know it’s heavily photoshopped?

NKF came down for a health check today. Took some readings. Think I freaked the nurse out. First reading- High. So naturally she took a second reading. Even HIGHER (in the regions of hypertension). Took a third reading. Read 49 (super LOW). Took a forth reading- high again.

She gave up. Peace. I’m a freak.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Call Me!!!

Got my new phone at last. Motorola E398! Got a candy bar phone in the end, all the clamshells are… not nice enuff, it’s a guy thing- we want beauty and functions. Hahaha. This phone’s pretty cool. Large enuff screen, blue tooth, usb connectivity, expandable memory card slot, camera with flash, mp3 ring and message tones. All for a price of 98 bucks! (As of today? It went down further to 18 bucks. Thanks M1, that made me felt really good).

Anyway, had fun customizing the phone. It’s pretty funky now. Has a Kill Bill theme to it. Lucy Liu hollers whenever some one msges me. Heh.

P.s. I have free incoming now. Same number though. Feel free to call.

Dreams.

Remembered (long long ago) that I promised to blog about some of my dreams. Now’s as good as any I guess…

Went to Wild wild wet during the lunar New Year period. It was supposed to be a cohesion day for my unit. About a month ago. Had this dream. Told Fel about it. She dreamt that someone was after her, in a bounty hunter kind of way. Me? I dreamt that I was back at Wild wild wet.

Except everyone’s dead.

The entire place was bloody. Esp. the pools. Corpses were floating in rhythm to the waves made by the wave pool. More bodies were sliding out of the water slides, face down and head first. Somehow, I could remember the feeling, the exact sensation as I wade through the pools. How the hair of the bodies brushed against my legs. How I had to “brush” and push my way through the bodies as I trudge my way past the cold corpses. I can still recall the water/ blood sounded as they swish and swoosh about their way in the water/blood theme park.

And the bodies… they were all floating face down… just beneath the water surface.

Then I remember someone standing under this yakult bottle. This bottle is actually a huge drum elevated drum, which takes time to fill up and then tilts over to splash its contents down on kids…. No prize for guessing what came out of the yakult bottle. Limbs and more blood. But what’s scariest was the person underneath it. He was dressed in a catholic frock. Except it was in reverse color, white with a small black rectangle at the neck area.

And he was raising his arms up as the limbs and blood was emptied on him and somehow the mess parted just as it was about to touch him. There was this dramatic slow action that followed where by he lowered his gaze at me and I realized that he had no pupils. There was just this searing white burning into me.

It felt weird having you look at yourself.

Luncheon Meat and Peanuts.

Was asking around my friends if they ate a certain kind of luncheon meat when young. It’s this luncheon meat roll wrapped in egg. You pop them out of a can and it tastes horrible. Used to loathe it as a kid. They are about the size of fire starters u used during bbq and they taste as bad as fire starters too. (Not saying that I tried eating fire starters before… but I digress)

Anyway, I dreamt that I was in a huge vat filled with lots of these horrible tasting suckas and…

Christine was outside, peering down and laughing hysterically. Have you people seen her laughing hysterically? I have, once, in jc. You know, those kind of laughter that have you bending over and squatting down because your sides hurt so much. The kind that you luff so heart that your hair’s all over ur face. Have you luffed so hard that you start jerking and u looked like you’re luffing but there’s no sound coming out because you’re luffing and gasping for breath at the same time?

She was luffing in that manner as she point a finger at me and proceed to hit some buttons which caused more of that awful tasting shit to come pouring down. Luffing and luffing. So hard until my entire face got smothered.

*Wince*

Call Me!!!

Got my new phone at last. Motorola E398! Got a candy bar phone in the end, all the clamshells are… not nice enuff, it’s a guy thing- we want beauty and functions. Hahaha. This phone’s pretty cool. Large enuff screen, expandable memory card slot, camera with flash, mp3 ring and message tones. All for a price of 98 bucks! (As of today? It went down further to 18 bucks. Thanks M1, that made me felt really good).

Anyway, had fun customizing the phone. It’s pretty funky now. Has a Kill Bill theme to it. Lucy Liu hollers whenever some one msges me. Heh.

P.s. I have free incoming now. Same number though. Feel free to call.

Dreams.

Remembered (long long ago) that I promised to blog about some of my dreams. Now’s as good as any I guess…

Went to Wild wild wet during the lunar New Year period. It was supposed to be a cohesion day for my unit. About a month ago. Had this dream. Told Fel about it. She dreamt that someone was after her, in a bounty hunter kind of way. Me? I dreamt that I was back at Wild wild wet.

Except everyone’s dead.

The entire place was bloody. Esp. the pools. Corpses were floating in rhythm to the waves made by the wave pool. More bodies were sliding out of the water slides, face down and head first. Somehow, I could remember the feeling, the exact sensation as I wade through the pools. How the hair of the bodies brushed against my legs. How I had to “brush” and push my way through the bodies as I trudge my way past the cold corpses. I can still recall the water/ blood sounded as they swish and swoosh about their way in the water/blood theme park.

And the bodies… they were all floating face down… just beneath the water surface.

Then I remember someone standing under this yakult bottle. This bottle is actually a huge drum elevated drum, which takes time to fill up and then tilts over to splash its contents down on kids…. No prize for guessing what came out of the yakult bottle. Limbs and more blood. But what’s scariest was the person underneath it. He was dressed in a catholic frock. Except it was in reverse color, white with a small black rectangle at the neck area.

And he was raising his arms up as the limbs and blood was emptied on him and somehow the mess parted just as it was about to touch him. There was this dramatic slow action that followed where by he lowered his gaze at me and I realized that he had no pupils. There was just this searing white burning into me.

It felt weird having you look at yourself.

Luncheon Meat and Peanuts.

Was asking around my friends if they ate a certain kind of luncheon meat when young. It’s this luncheon meat roll wrapped in egg. You pop them out of a can and it tastes horrible. Used to loathe it as a kid. They are about the size of fire starters u used during bbq and they taste as bad as fire starters too. (Not saying that I tried eating fire starters before… but I digress)

Anyway, I dreamt that I was in a huge vat filled with lots of these horrible tasting suckas and…

Christine was outside, peering down and laughing hysterically. Have you people seen her laughing hysterically? I have, once, in jc. You know, those kind of laughter that have you bending over and squatting down because your sides hurt so much. The kind that you luff so heart that your hair’s all over ur face. Have you luffed so hard that you start jerking and u looked like you’re luffing but there’s no sound coming out because you’re luffing and gasping for breath at the same time?

She was luffing in that manner as she point a finger at me and proceed to hit some buttons which caused more of that awful tasting shit to come pouring down. Luffing and luffing. So hard until my entire face got smothered.

*Wince*

Monday, March 21, 2005

Fucked Up

I want motorola V620, but M1 doesn't sell it. Shit.... Any suggestions? Third party shops? ARGH!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Tiu Tiu Tiu

Attended lessons today for the SAR 21. It’s a locally designed and constructed assault rifle. Pretty cool stuff, uncool weather though. Guessed everyone was rather pissed at the weather. Plus the boring lessons weren’t helping it.

Anyway, there was a point where we had to simulate rifle firing. So we hand to go “bang bang bang”. Yes I know it’s stupid, it looked stupid too but hey! Welcome to the SAF. Haha. When it came to my group’s turn, just as the sarge yelled “rifles firing!” one joker went,

“Tiu tiu tiu”

Every one laughed. That was unexpected. Heh

I was that joker. Peace.

Whirlwind

Had a great weekend! Caught “Dreams of the red chambers” at the new Nanyang Academy Of Fine Arts. It was… *Shakes head at loss of words* refreshing? Overwhelming? Enlightening?

It’s a full, raw deal mandarin classical musical. Couldn’t make out half of what they were singing. Thanks to all the training back in RV, I could at least catch some of it. Heh, met up with Wendy for the first time. Such a sweet girl. What a small world. She’s terry’s junior. And there was some networking in progress. Haha. Might end up interning for Terry at Oneeyeclick.

Hope she wasn’t too bored by the musical. It’s beginning to feel so much like a bad mistake to have asked her. Sorry gal, hope you weren’t too bored.

Oh! Jennifer wrote the score for the musical (That’s why we went in the first place). How cool is that? She’s super talented can? The musical was impressive… Esp the props and all. Think they spent two bombs on them. They hoisted a two story tall wooden pillar UP and out of view! Can you imagine how tall the ceiling backstage is?

Anyway, felt like printing a t-shirt that read “I Survived…. Dreams Of The Red Chambers” Heh, am so glad I din get Miss Chew to go.

I’m a KID!!!

Went out with Christine on Sunday. Caught Spongebob The Movie. IT IS HILARIOUS. You must catch it ok? Promise? Hahahha am so afraid you ppl will miss out on this corny gem.

Had fun talking to her. She looks great with the glowing tan. Too bad I missed seeing her hair when she just cut it. Haha, it’s so tempting to rob her. (private joke here). Take care man. Dun keep that voice away, find it soon!

Went over to Terry’s in the evening. He was doing a shoot for Jennifer’s graduating portfolio. Such an eye opener. Helped do some stuff and throw ideas around. Really fun! Took a few shots myself too. Haha. Shall see how it turns out.

Man, it’s been so hard to come up with this short entry. Guess it’s hard to come up with something after such a long hiatus. Oh well there’s more in the works, I promise.